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05-20-2008, 05:50 PM
Subject: Archaeologist Finds Evidence of Advanced Technology in Arkansas

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, 'The Baxter Bulletin' in Arkansas reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in a corn field near Mtn. Home, Bubba 'Gitwood' Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless.'

05-20-2008, 06:37 PM
When I first came down here about 20+ years ago they would get on me about being a Yankee and I would just say that someone needed to know how to read and write. But now that I have been here a while I have come to realize that this area is so far ahead of the rest of the country that we just look like we're backwords.